Me and some friendly cats
Hello, friends. And welcome.

Please don't be offended by anything you read here. Sometimes I make fun of large groups of people and some of my friends creep out of the woodwork and yell, "HEY!" I feel bad when that happens. I mean no harm. This is simply a food blog, as well as a forum to talk about our inner creepers and the homeless.

 I work in children's publishing, so don't be alarmed by the many technical terms I may throw about on a daily basis, such as "slush pile" and "words" and "please stop sending me your sexually-charged children's poetry."